Self Description: I'm not here for endless texting marathons or "what are you doing?" at 2 a.m. I'm here for something that actually turns into a shared address, inside jokes, and a fridge full of food we both pretend we'll eat healthy. Yes, I'm real. Yes, I want a family. And yes, I'm absolutely okay with relocating as love sounds better in any accent anyway.

Comments: You don't need to be perfect just consistent, kind, and able to fix at least one thing in the house (or confidently Google it). If you can make me laugh, keep your word, and don't panic at the word "family," we're already dangerously close to a great story.